Some jokes with knock knock !!

[امبيشوز]

Here are some jokes , is to make the fun time !!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you keep asking so many questions?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smee.
Smee who?
Smee, your friend.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee who?
Kneed you ask?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette my lunch.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oslo.
Oslo who?
Oslo down, you're going way too fast.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.
:lollol:

:ongue: good stuffs to have a fun time , grin !

[Miss Timer]

:11mmer3: I get only one

[امبيشوز]

:11mmer3: I get only one

Do you know why !! cause all of them are in slang :lollol:

[امبيشوز]

and here is a good one ... "And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet.":lollol:

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:lollol:

nice one

the last one u said :lollol:


thaaaaaaaanx

[امبيشوز]

:lollol:
nice one
the last one u said :lollol:
thaaaaaaaanx
yeah , hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :lollol: